fart in the mitten

Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.

by trishonidas March 16, 2011

Squeeze your mitten

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".

Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.

"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"

by Militiaganian March 14, 2009

by Edgar Allan Poe February 20, 2003

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.

"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008