Matrixed

1. Derived from the film 'The Matrix' when the guy hell moves really fats to avoid an oncoming bullet, a matrix occurs when you do something really sneaky without anyone else noticing to avoid insult or injury. It is also similar in meaning to the word, 'smooth'.

*derek ditches a brick at paulies head, but Paulies ducks to avoid it*

Derek: Whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!

*Paulie steals Dereks dildo from right between his arse cheeks without him noticing*

Derek: You fully Matrixed that dildo from right between my arse cheeks!

by watnow August 24, 2006

Matrix Reloaded

inserting the penis in the vagina and the anus repeatedly during a session of sexual intercourse.

I gave her a Matrix Reloaded when i pounded her pink and her stink.

by reed January 23, 2004

Matrix

1.A reeeeaaaally powerful virtual reality generator
2.To avoid something that was throwed on us.

1.Wow! This veedio game is a real Matrix!
2.*he avoided being hit by a stone* -Hey! I did a matrix!

by kilgayne October 18, 2003

matrix

DDD Matrixxx

Itsa movie thats really worth watching.
On top 13 best movies of all time. (www.worldwideboxoffice.com). It should be on Top 3 because of the film ratings crap kids cant watch it..

by Deee Matrixx October 27, 2003

matrix warrior

a step to becoming a being of infinite power.

to obtain this power look up nostradamus and i will give you a clue to how to obtain this power

by dracaenus January 10, 2004

matrix

The dodging of any type of projectile

Rob: (throws can at Dave)
Dave: (dodges) MATRIX!

by derwyk October 5, 2005

the matrix

Absolute shite. Most over-rated film of all time.

Wank material for Sci Fi freaks...

Splicing time in Movies does not work. See also Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bollocks and Charlies Angels...

by Sharpshooter November 17, 2003