Missouri Diet

When you go on at least a diet of Crystal Meth, marlboros and mountain dew, for a minimum of 9 days to get the full effect.

Crys-Tal: Umm Brandi how'd you get so skinny?

Brandi: After Dale got back from hug'a'thug he got me back on that missouri diet girl.

Crys-Tal: Well you's gettin finer than a froghair.

by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010

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Misao

My favorite character in Rurouni Kenshin!!

Misao threw a bunch of shuriken in my eye and now I can't see very well.

by Ravenwolf April 19, 2004

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Missouri Forklift

When a man turns a women's vagina inside out, and gives the inside out vag a blowjob.

Tina- "What's wrong Miranda, do you have cramps?"

Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."

by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

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the best woman that has ever been on the apprentice. she shags lord sugar on the daily and slays the tasks (but then she got fired probably because she stopped shagging him). with her skincare like being lux she is the biggest man magnet ever cow she is pengers.

person 1: omg have you seen the latest apprentice
person 2: iasha massood is the pengest woman ever with her skills

by biggestbeastever November 16, 2019

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Missouri crab dangle

A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".

I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.

by Crab Man Joe MO December 21, 2008

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