Munging

(Verb) When two guys dig up a dead woman and soak her in a bathtub for a while, then one eats her out while the other one pushes on her stomach.

"Oh god.. That kid is here? He's such a munger."

by Subnet-Zero May 6, 2004

Minting

When you shove trebor extra strong mints up a sleeping person's nose and then shove you dick in their mouth when they wake up coughing.

Or when a girl shoves mints up a guy's nose and then wiggles about on his face naked.

arrrwww man Minting is awesome

by Cotter Kid September 22, 2010

Mingina

A disease every man has dormant inside him. When a man becomes a pussy his penis goes inside him and and a gap opens (a vagina).

A man gets his fast food order is wrong and cries. The Mingina diseases awakens and he gets a vagina

by Shifted Moon August 9, 2012

mingin

Variation of drunk, pissed, pished, rat arsed, bladdered, blootered, arseholed.

"Last night I was fuckin' mingin'!"

by Rab January 15, 2005

munging

The active form of the verb munge, meaning to fail or otherwise fall victim to accident resulting in bodily injury. Rarely used to describe damage to property.

Billy munged the landing of his jump because he forgot to pull up on the handlebars at the end of the ramp.

Stop you fucks! You're munging the car door towing that shopping cart!

by Joe Tucker September 2, 2005

mingin'

blind, pissed, smashed, rotten, off your tits, stoned (old sense), stonkered

he was sae mingin' he didnae care hoo mingin' she wus (both definitions)

by jock69 October 7, 2003

Spooge Munging

It takes three people. Two living and one dead (usually female). One person performs oral sex on the dead female while the other jumps on the deceased's stomach. You can imagine the rest...

'Yo Bill, jump on her to get those juices flowing!!'

'I love spooge munging, it's the raw deal!'

'Fuck spooning, I'm going spooging'

by THETOISE December 30, 2011