Milo

-Complaining due to a lack of understanding of a joke or not being invited to the function.

-Making the single most toxic apology known to man which isn’t even an apology and is just attacking everyone.

-Lying about self improvement for sympathy points before retiring to the status quo.

-Posting triggering jokes intentionally to garner attention and then throwing a whole ass fucking tantrum when you get what you want.

“Guys can you please not say that it’s really triggering.”

“You’re milo-ing so hard right now dude”

by EnVallion July 15, 2023

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Milo is the bestest person in the whole world. Everyone they meet instantly love them. Most of the time if someone is named Milo they’re either gay or a cat.

Milo: “Hi I’m Milo.”
Person: “OMG I LOVE YOU”

by Milo’s bf July 15, 2023

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Natural milo

The act of shitting diarrhoea in the shower and then proceeding to drink it from a cup

I Was thirsty so I had some natural Milo this morning

by saussypnus September 9, 2023

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Milo is a man with a knob the size of Ethiopia that scrapes along the ground when he walks. He is a sexy guy and you can play jump rope with his penis.

Milo "I bummed a dude yesterday"

by Jizzy2Dizzy September 16, 2023

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An alright lookin blond guy you have loads in common with that will ask you out only to dump you a day later saying he just got out of a toxic relationship the day before even though he told you 2 weeks before that he'd never dated anyone. It's very strange that he didn't tell you he's dating someone in the 2 weeks he spends talking to you. After being friends with him for 3 weeks you'll have no clue what things he said were a lie and which were true so you'll try and block him only to find out he already despite saying he just needed some time and would be ready to date you soon. He'll also refuse to listen when you say you don't wanna hang out with him cause its gonna be pissing it down with rain.

"Who's Milo?"
"Milo is such a wanker"

by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023

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