mexican surfboard

A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.

Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.

mexican surfboard by chochmaster May 30, 2010

Mexican Hot Poker 

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! Unfortunately while I was fucking her in the ass some hot sauce dripped from my balls into my ass and we both went to the ER. So please only use hot sauce as needed.

Mexican Hot Poker by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

Mexican Frisbee 

The lid off of a 5 gallon drywall compound or paint bucket, found in profusion on job sites everywhere. Called such because of the high number of latin americans employed in the drywall and paint trade.

Juan, the job site is cluttered, pick up all those mexican frisbees and throw them in the dumpster before lunch.

Mexican Frisbee by Ariluto January 4, 2009

Mexican Promotion

An increase in responsibility or workload without an increase in pay.

I was excited when the boss promoted me to busboy, but when I discovered I would still make $9.92 an hour, I realized it was a mexican promotion."

Mexican Promotion by pandaKrusher November 12, 2010

Mexican food

The only food worth having to take an epic shit after eating.

Mexican food is just that good.

Mexican food by hoyclan March 13, 2011

Mexican Butterfly

It's when a guy finishes in a girl's eyelashes

I gave her a Mexican Butterfly for her birthday

Mexican Butterfly by Fatsquirrel March 20, 2013

Mexican Capacity 

When a place or establishment that you are at has reached it's Mexican population limit.

Phil: A mexican just walked in
Steve: Oh damn, we are at mexican capacity

Mexican Capacity by yourrealname March 25, 2009