relating to oral sex; the act of oral sex in place of intercourse when there is little or no time for the real deal.
Melissa often felt there was not enough time in her busy schedule for sex, but she always had time for a good meat bolus.
by Mr. Pickles33 April 03, 2010
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by Yuopi January 30, 2017
A state of increased anger as a result of high meat and/or protein shake intake.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).
People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.
Symptoms include dismantling cars aggressively, threatening colleges, erratic driving, total disregard for the safety of themselves and others, general un-provoked hostility towards upstanding members of the public, a 'glazed' and often distant expression in their eyes (this is generally regarded as a precursor to a meat rage attack) and spending more than 4 hours per day working out (studies show that working out can dramatically reduce the onset of meat rage for a short period of time post-workout, long periods between workouts is when a suffer is most likely to show symptoms).
People suffering from prolonged episodes of meat rage will often acquire other serious mental illnesses, such as a severely inflated ego.
Examples of meat rage can be found in most places of work, additionally any film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.
by BeefSteve April 11, 2011
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