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Manimal

Noun (n) - The inner demon that can emerge when the body's defenses are weakened by the consumption of hard liquor. It posesses the host, causing destruction, terror, and mayhem until the alcohol has been flushed from the system. It has an insatiable appetite for broken glass. At this point the demon goes into remission until the next drinking binge.
1. Luke: But you said the Manimal betrayed and murdered my father.
Ben: He did. He was seduced by the darkest of rums...151. At that point he ceased to be Dave and became the Manimal. When that happened, the sober man who was your father was destroyed. He's more animal now than man. Drunk, twisted, and evil.
by Spanky4679 December 28, 2005
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Maximum Rapage

To be raped to the the uttermost extent. This is usually used in online gaming. It is one thing to pwn but when you unleash the maximum rapage there is no escape, you're done, you should just stop playing for that time because you don't want to look bad.
Bill: "Man I went to this one server thinking I was gunna pwn, but this guy just started whoopin' my ass and it led to maximum rapage so I decided to leave."
by glocktodahead August 30, 2006
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noobicus maximus

1. One who acts or shows similiar characteristics directly resembling those of a noob
2. A person who may need to work on their video game skills in the near future
3. A person who could possibly become Noob of the Year in their life time
Synonym: noob, nub, newb, nubby, tyler and/or Nick
Antonyms: scott and sean
Tyler and Nick are noobicus maximus', they always get owned by scott like they don't know how.
by Big Wolvy December 16, 2005
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girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)
jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!
by greg jameson October 9, 2008
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Maximillian

My wife is having her bachlorette party this weekend, and judging by the bill, she hired a maximillian.
by Donteatmypants May 16, 2014
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maximum suckage

/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.
Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.
by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 21, 2006
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maximus douchimus

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".
You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)
by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005
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