mattress music

Mattress Music is music you have sex or dance to.

Mattress Music is Jeremih birthday sex or Bedrock.

by _Tookié_ January 24, 2016

mattress music

Mattress Music is Sex/Sexy Music.. Sexy Music you listen/dance too.

Mattress music is Jeremih: Birthday Sex

by _Tookié_ January 24, 2016

mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep

Belle would you like a mattress ride?

by jbrown92184 February 22, 2009

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 24, 2022

Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 30, 2016

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 21, 2022

booze mattress

also known as, laying down a booze mattress

eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.

you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too

hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.

omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.

by boooogeface May 11, 2013