A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where
C- did you get the new masturbation pooch
B - I don’t need one I got the real thing
C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life
Masterbation pooch
B - I don’t need one I got the real thing
C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life
Masterbation pooch
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1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)
2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.
2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.
1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater
2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.
2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.
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I saw a guy at the park walking alone, not wearing a mask. I got to scream “wear your mask”. I immediately maskterbaited.
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