Manchester United

A team that has qualified for the UEFA Europa league

Manchester United has been in 6th since Ole was at the wheel

by Paul Pogba is going to Madrid May 11, 2019

Manchester

A beautiful place in West England with lovely sea views and only a half an hour drive from Wales! A must see spot for all tourists

Lets go to Manchester for the holidays!

by Yoongisreal1 December 31, 2021

Manchestered

When a very large and heavy man sits on your chest so you can't move.

I was wrestling with Jack and then he Manchestered me.

by ManlyManchesterMan April 30, 2020

Manchester

A word of expression to imitate the accent of one from Manchester. Usually said in unison with others.

Person 1: "Yeah I'm going up to Manchester today"
Person 2: " Manchester"
Person 3: "Manchester"
Person 4: "Manchester"

by SM067221 February 1, 2019

Manchester Spikefield

Thumbtacks up the bottom.

I Manchester Spikefielded him last night.

by CapTouhou November 4, 2021

Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022