comp major

someone with no sense of time or direction and is simply incapable of planning the smallest events

kris: where is everyone?

Tyler:i dunno, thomas planned it
kris & tyler: fucking comp major!

thomas: i hope you guys dont mind the upper deck

by ludakrishneel April 6, 2011

major connex

To have serious or 'major' connections. To know people who are in high places that are connected; a person such as this would be considered to have 'major connex.'

"Eddie can get us into the V.I.P no problem! he got major connex"

by SonnyBono April 16, 2007

major duckets

a big load of cash dollars

I hit it big at the slots, got me some major duckets

rich girls need major duckets to be sat-is-fiiied

by TheDucketsMajor September 15, 2014

Major Lee

The most badass dude you can, will, or ever meet. He is the most witty motherfucker on the block, and has a love of necrophilia. If he is near Men cant help but feel Inadequate and Ladies cant help but get naked. if you ever encounter a major lee your best option is to flee in the opposite direction. also known to add adjectives to the end to make it sound witty. Ex. "Major lee Retarded" Reads as, "majorly retarded"

major lee

by Chippers your Aussie Slut October 26, 2013

Major Tom

The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.

Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom

by Mannersmakethmen July 1, 2019

Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.

Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.

by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017

major howard

A nickname for a large black penis

I'm gonna put my major Howard into your pussy

by Alex T November 4, 2017