by youcantkimakimmer February 13, 2018
Get the Maggie 7mug. Beware, Maggie is a thief!
She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind!
Maggie is the perfect connectome.
Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity.
Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit.
When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants.
Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store.
If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales.
You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living.
If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it,
And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind!
Maggie is the perfect connectome.
Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity.
Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit.
When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants.
Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store.
If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales.
You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living.
If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it,
And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
Person 1: Who was that?
Person 2: That was Maggie (Margaret)!
Person 1: WOW! I think I just Jizzed in my pants.
Person 2: I know, She is fucking awesome!
Person 2: That was Maggie (Margaret)!
Person 1: WOW! I think I just Jizzed in my pants.
Person 2: I know, She is fucking awesome!
by SansoDemicLivesForever December 4, 2021
Get the Maggie (Margaret)mug. The act of ejaculating into the anus of a partner and then popping an Ectasy tablet in for good measure.
''Jimmy said he was going to give Lucy a slushy maggie next time they have sex''
''Nick gave me a slushy maggie last night, I came up within seconds''
''Nick gave me a slushy maggie last night, I came up within seconds''
by slushymaggie September 14, 2013
Get the Slushy Maggiemug. by carrotcake98 March 21, 2023
Get the maggie wmug. When a roommate moves out, and then completely cuts off all communication with ex-roommates, ignoring all phone calls, text messages, emails, and smoke signals sent from said roommates.
Regardless of whether the individual moves out on good or bad terms, you will never be able to get in contact with this individual ever again.
Regardless of whether the individual moves out on good or bad terms, you will never be able to get in contact with this individual ever again.
Roommate 1: Hey so we're still getting mail for Maggie, can you let her know?
Roommate 2: Uh, no, she pulled a Maggie Moveout, so we will literally never hear from her again...
Roommate 2: And dude, it's weird anyways, because you and I have moved into a new apartment, and her mail from the old apartment we shared with Maggie *followed us here.*
Girl 1: This isn't Diggens! What happened to the underbite dog?
Guy 1: IDK, I got blindsided by a Maggie-moveout, and I haven't seen Diggens since. I hope he's O.K. This is my new roommates dog, Roxy.
Girl 1: Oh, what a cute Boxer! Come inside and grab a drink.
Roommate 2: Uh, no, she pulled a Maggie Moveout, so we will literally never hear from her again...
Roommate 2: And dude, it's weird anyways, because you and I have moved into a new apartment, and her mail from the old apartment we shared with Maggie *followed us here.*
Girl 1: This isn't Diggens! What happened to the underbite dog?
Guy 1: IDK, I got blindsided by a Maggie-moveout, and I haven't seen Diggens since. I hope he's O.K. This is my new roommates dog, Roxy.
Girl 1: Oh, what a cute Boxer! Come inside and grab a drink.
by atleastcallmeback August 6, 2011
Get the Maggie Moveoutmug. When you stick ice cream up your butt and let it slowly melt into somebody's mouth, as they drink it.
Dude! I saw these two hammered chicks in a parking lot, and one of them was giving the other a Maggie Moose
by jsc7911 December 9, 2008
Get the Maggie Moosemug. An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.
Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"
Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."
Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"
Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"
Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"
Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."
Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"
Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"
Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"
by Condom Fairy July 2, 2012
Get the Saggy Maggymug.