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Moist Maggie

Sticking a pre-moistened finger in someone’s nose.

Like a wet Willy
Bob moved in to give Bill a Wet Willy but he called an audible and went for the Moist Maggie.
by Xavierlives June 12, 2018
mugGet the Moist Maggiemug.

Slushy Maggie

The act of ejaculating into the anus of a partner and then popping an Ectasy tablet in for good measure.
''Jimmy said he was going to give Lucy a slushy maggie next time they have sex''

''Nick gave me a slushy maggie last night, I came up within seconds''
by slushymaggie September 14, 2013
mugGet the Slushy Maggiemug.

Maggie 7

the common term for a monday/friday breakfast with the fellas
by youcantkimakimmer February 13, 2018
mugGet the Maggie 7mug.

maggie w

a hideous rat who has joint problems
by carrotcake98 March 21, 2023
mugGet the maggie wmug.

Maggie Moveout

When a roommate moves out, and then completely cuts off all communication with ex-roommates, ignoring all phone calls, text messages, emails, and smoke signals sent from said roommates.

Regardless of whether the individual moves out on good or bad terms, you will never be able to get in contact with this individual ever again.
Roommate 1: Hey so we're still getting mail for Maggie, can you let her know?
Roommate 2: Uh, no, she pulled a Maggie Moveout, so we will literally never hear from her again...
Roommate 2: And dude, it's weird anyways, because you and I have moved into a new apartment, and her mail from the old apartment we shared with Maggie *followed us here.*

Girl 1: This isn't Diggens! What happened to the underbite dog?

Guy 1: IDK, I got blindsided by a Maggie-moveout, and I haven't seen Diggens since. I hope he's O.K. This is my new roommates dog, Roxy.

Girl 1: Oh, what a cute Boxer! Come inside and grab a drink.
by atleastcallmeback August 6, 2011
mugGet the Maggie Moveoutmug.

Maggie Moose

When you stick ice cream up your butt and let it slowly melt into somebody's mouth, as they drink it.
Dude! I saw these two hammered chicks in a parking lot, and one of them was giving the other a Maggie Moose
by jsc7911 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Maggie Moosemug.

Saggy Maggy

An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.
Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"

Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."

Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"

Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"

Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"
by Condom Fairy July 2, 2012
mugGet the Saggy Maggymug.

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