Ace Major

The sussiest baka of all, built different, mother of 10. After leaving the ELO server, she devoted her life to carving ornate camels out of mahogany. She cannot be located.
"Why you gotta be such an Ace Major."
"How many children do you have? Typical Ace Major right there."
by Vonky May 23, 2021
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Major Tom

The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.
Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom
by Mannersmakethmen July 01, 2019
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major fuckerino

when you’ve had the best time of your life, then someone very close to you, fucks it up.
I was having such a good day until Bill came and caused me a major fuckerino
by d44444vid December 10, 2018
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Major Tenth

The act of massaging both of a girl's nipples at the same time with one hand. So named because the distance between the two nipples is roughly equal to the distance of major tenth on the piano.
Natalie would rather have her boyfriend give her a major tenth instead using both his hands, so he can use his free hand for something else at the same time.
by musicchaucer July 01, 2012
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Major Skyping

When talking on Skype takes a hard left turn, leading to unspeakable acts being transmitted through video.
S. told Y. she better get ready for major skyping because shit was about to get real online.
by BigPoppa1234 August 18, 2012
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major connex

To have serious or 'major' connections. To know people who are in high places that are connected; a person such as this would be considered to have 'major connex.'
"Eddie can get us into the V.I.P no problem! he got major connex"
by SonnyBono April 11, 2007
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frack major

to be a master at fracking
joey blew me so hard he must be a frack major
by rj_yktv March 23, 2022
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