chance the lump

a greek god who resides at the back of the bus and swallows any bad followers

"chance the lump ate jacob today, i poopy"

by krisormiss September 17, 2022

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drop a lump

Take a shit

I feel good after I drop a lump.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 2, 2022

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Lump

When a person is so lazy and cant get out of bed.

Woman- "What are you doing?"
Man-"Just laying around being lump"

by Eatmee February 12, 2021

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umpa-lumping(oom-pa loom-ping) is a very verstile word

definition 1- swaying from side to side while you are walking..like an umpa-lumpa

definition 2- a word that is synonymous with slacking, faking, or lacking in some attribute.

definition 3- when a person is not acting logically and doing something stupid

definitiion 1: you see that girl walking, she straight umpa-lumping with she got a broken leg

definition 2: oh, he didn't turn in your paper for you. He is umpa-lumping hard core

definition 3: she jumped off the bus. she is umpa-lumping like a mofo.

by AFallet1 June 15, 2012

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Sugar Lumps

A person that you choose to be their porn

Kyle Lumps you're my sugar lumps 😉

by Pieck Lumps November 27, 2021

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$ki ma$k the $lump god

This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.

Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few

$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester

by Clammymuslim May 24, 2018

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