That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
Get the Lukemug. That one buff but sensitive guy in the group whose crippling insecurity prevents him from trying anything outside his comfort zone, continuously referencing memes as a way to numb the pain that is reality.
God dammit Luke stop referencing memes when no one gets it, thats why you have no friends and for gods sake can u add other games to your steam library other than CSGO, you have 300hrs on it but no hours invested irl.
by Wizard of Succ February 21, 2018
Get the Lukemug. He is a manipulative bitch that everyone is pitty friends with and can't take when he is wrong and he is just a cunt that no one likes and he probably gay and has a small dick.And he can't argue he doesn't let u speak and when u couldn't explain ur point he thinks he is the shit when he isn't he's just a PIECE of shit and he doesn't care abt other people's feelings
person 1: do u like that kid Luke
Person 2:no I just am nice to him cause he is a sad sensitive bitch with no fucking humour and he is a geabag
Person 2:no I just am nice to him cause he is a sad sensitive bitch with no fucking humour and he is a geabag
by Yellow-sock22 December 24, 2017
Get the Lukemug. by Lovelukeandhateava June 29, 2020
Get the Lukemug. (child)
shy with people at times, Annoying when he wants to be. Is NOT athletic, nerdy, Couldnt ride a bike until age 11, ect
He often looks at the urban dictionary and goes: “Holy shit am i actually a luke?” He has a 48.978 Of being an immigrant. Looks weak, Often gets bullied, but is smart enough to deal with it. When the bully physically attacks him, He plays it of like he just wants to leave, Then grabs the nearest Food related item And causes shit to go down. He doesnt know what others think of him, and can easily embrace lonlyness and rejection. TLDR: Shy-ish nerd who cant tie shoes And Fucks up bullies, Kinda weak. (I am one btw)
shy with people at times, Annoying when he wants to be. Is NOT athletic, nerdy, Couldnt ride a bike until age 11, ect
He often looks at the urban dictionary and goes: “Holy shit am i actually a luke?” He has a 48.978 Of being an immigrant. Looks weak, Often gets bullied, but is smart enough to deal with it. When the bully physically attacks him, He plays it of like he just wants to leave, Then grabs the nearest Food related item And causes shit to go down. He doesnt know what others think of him, and can easily embrace lonlyness and rejection. TLDR: Shy-ish nerd who cant tie shoes And Fucks up bullies, Kinda weak. (I am one btw)
Bully: ha, nerd
Luke: thank you!
bully: You are an idiot
Luke: Then how come i’m the one in The Acedemic program BITCH?
bully: You suck
Luke: You suck too, Hayleys dad told me.
Luke: thank you!
bully: You are an idiot
Luke: Then how come i’m the one in The Acedemic program BITCH?
bully: You suck
Luke: You suck too, Hayleys dad told me.
by Sunnybirb78 July 16, 2019
Get the Lukemug.