Luke

Luke has a smile that will instantly light up a room, His eyes are typically blue and deep like pools. Luke is tallllll as and gives the best hugs because of his long arms, and not only does he get A's in almost all his classes but he is really athletic as well (like running and basketball), he has a great personality and is always able to make you laugh, but is a little dorky as well, some would say he is the perfect guy.

Person A: oh my god who is that guy that just scored a 3-pointer
Person B: I think he's the guy that came top of my class
Person C: oh that's just Luke!

by xoxogg :) November 21, 2019

Luke

He is a manipulative bitch that everyone is pitty friends with and can't take when he is wrong and he is just a cunt that no one likes and he probably gay and has a small dick.And he can't argue he doesn't let u speak and when u couldn't explain ur point he thinks he is the shit when he isn't he's just a PIECE of shit and he doesn't care abt other people's feelings

person 1: do u like that kid Luke
Person 2:no I just am nice to him cause he is a sad sensitive bitch with no fucking humour and he is a geabag

by Yellow-sock22 December 24, 2017

Luke

That one buff but sensitive guy in the group whose crippling insecurity prevents him from trying anything outside his comfort zone, continuously referencing memes as a way to numb the pain that is reality.

God dammit Luke stop referencing memes when no one gets it, thats why you have no friends and for gods sake can u add other games to your steam library other than CSGO, you have 300hrs on it but no hours invested irl.

by Wizard of Succ February 21, 2018

Luke

That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.

Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Luke

Should only date men names Colin

Taylor: you still with Ava?

Luke: yes why?
Taylor: you got to get with Colin.

by Lovelukeandhateava June 29, 2020

Luke

Luke is a stupid idiot. He will correct almost every speeling mistake you make, he will over react to minor things, he can be selfish and arogant, he will never admit that he is wrong, he will say things that are very hurtful when his emotions are high, he tends to push away people once they get close to him, and he will stupidly ruin his relationships with thoes people. All of this and more shows how bad a Lukes can be. You might be thinking to your self “why would anyone want to deal with that” and the truth is not many people do but here are some reasons why one might. Once close to a Luke he will do anything in his power to make you happy whether that be: trinkets or texts. Luke’s are also one of the most loyal mammals out there, and although Luke’s are generally pretty camera shy and unphotogenic they will take as many photos possible of loved ones. Other sweet deals that come with Luke are professional knuckle cracker, shoulder masseuse extrordanair, science lab partner, wii play partner, beer pong opponent, ear nibbler expert, chauffeur, alcohol obtainer, and holds the world record for most raspberries caught in the mouth,They even come in big and little spoon!
So as you can see Luke’s are to say the least very unique. They will push people away in defence of opening up, and even tho it is not an excuse, it is because its there biggest fear. So in the end you have to decide is a Luke the right option for you?

Man that Luke there really fucked up

by 1uck1est guy 1n the world August 24, 2018

Luke

A Luke, is someone 2 faced that you can't trust. Always watch your back when a Luke is near, because he can turn on you at any point in time. Luke's, much like Jekyll and hide, has 2 personalities. One second they're kind and the next, they can be horrible people who care about no one but themselves.

"I thought he was my friend but then he turned out to be someone completely different!"
"Urgh, he is such a Luke"

by Swag476 July 2, 2017