punching a llama

flicking a males nutsack and then being ejaculated on.

Dude last night she was punching a llama and it got real messy

by badassbitch1029 June 16, 2017

wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"

by Your a neuron April 19, 2017

llama hoof

If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!

by Gunno January 9, 2012

Llama her

When you bust a nut in a girls face and spit on her at the same time turning you into the llama llamaing her

Alex- I fucked (J) and then I llama her

Couldn’t put llamad

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019

Llama Palm

Another version of the infamous camel toe. A wedgey in the lady parts. When your vag eats your pants.

Yo, pull your leggings down, you got llama palm.

by NoEinKristin May 18, 2022

nomma llama

When you are eating a girl out who doesn't have a shaved pussy, and is in fact as hairy as a llama.

Guy 1: Man I ate my girlfriend out for the first time, she is hairy as a llama down there!
Guy 2: So you did a nomma llama?
Guy 3: I think it spit back at me

by ViktorDonovan December 7, 2017

Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

by MikeNever May 20, 2013