literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015

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Number 1 Word used by the Phandom. They just have it from danisnotonfire. Seriously, count how many times Dan says literally in a video.

Dan: THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE
Phandom: huh I like this word, it's literally the best thing ever

"I literally have no idea whatsoever what I'm doing"

by Loyalty-Sentry July 6, 2017

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1. Derived from German ("five liter day"), a phrase describing a the plan to drink at least 5 liters (1.32 gallons / 176 fl oz) of beer on a given day, which is widely considered the perfect amount.

2. May also be used as a verb

1. Kevin: "Guys! 5-Liter-Tag today, ja?"
Everyone: "ok" *starts drinking*

2. Manuel: "Dude, i'm totally gonna 5-liter-tag today, bro!"
Victor: "Oh, sweet. It's lit!"

by oddsmeister March 1, 2019

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Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

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Literal Hell

P.I. at Best Buy, Oof.

"Wow best buy P.I. is literal hell, don't you think boyo?"

by Ooof Man August 30, 2018

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1. actual and truthfully; seriously

2. literally the opposite of literally

1. Bob: Did you hear that Joe jumped off that cliff

Jim: Yeah, he had to go to the hospital because he broke his spine, when I went to visit him, we was literally in a full

body cast

2. Emma: OMG, this is so funny, I'm literally dying right now.

Lily: LOL, I'm literally dead

by chickenpotpython September 3, 2018

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