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Lisa

Lisa’s job offer fell through :-( but her hustle remains

#bounce #back
Lisa's gonna bounce back cuz that's what Lisa does best
by LowL33s@h June 23, 2017
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LisaNova

Youtube Faggot: "Hey, did you notice LisaNova looks like a female version of Owen Wilson?"

Normal Faggot: "Who the fuck is LisaNova? Sounds like a pornstar."

Youtube Faggot: "I wish..."
by Snaredrums123 September 2, 2010
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mona lisa

A painting in the Louvre.
Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 5, 2007
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Lisa Dalzell

She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."

YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.

Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011
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lipage

by yoshininja23 December 4, 2011
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Lippal Tunnel Syndrome

Nerve damage and inflamation of the lip muscles due to administering excessive bj's over long periods of time, often leading to excessive workman's compensation claims in the field of prostitution.
My doc asked if my lippal tunnel syndrome was from typing my lips. I showed him the real reason.
by 1pieceofwork June 30, 2014
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Lippabifida

A disorder of the face affecting heavy methamphetamine users, which produces symptoms of strange facial contortions and/or various facial ticks.
Uh, bitch! Look at her! She's so gacked it ain't even funny. Look at the extent of her Lippabifida. I didn't know it was possible to fuck up your face such!
by Sister Dharma Gettin' April 10, 2015
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