Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.

Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.

by FartMomma December 30, 2023

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lipstick dipstick

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.

Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.

by Bourbon and Galushtas April 7, 2023

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Lipstick lesbian

A lipstick lesbian is a woman who pretends to enjoy sex with other women, in order to a please men. Aka, a fake lesbian. The reason for this is that she is 'putting on' her lesbianism, as you put on a lipstick.

She knows he loves to see her eating pussy; she's a lipstick lesbian.

by Psyzzle_wazzle_returns October 5, 2020

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Lipstick collar

When an imprint of someone's lipstick is left either on the shaft or base of your penis.

Person 1: So I took them home from the club and since we got right to it, they ended up leaving lipstick on me.

Person 2: Damn, looks like they gave you a lipstick collar! Guess you'll have to call them back for sure 😏

by Theslightesttiger August 16, 2022

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LipStick Lips

LipStick Lips are the utmost perfectly shaped lips for, you guessed it.... LIPSTICK or LIPGLOSS. As my grandmother told me when I was little and because I had taken after her in the shape of her Lips department, she always said they were our #LipStickLips. No mirror need apply.

Grandmother:Sissy what are you doing in the mirror putting on your lipstick? Don't ya know, LipStick Lips just simply don't need one!

by Mrz. •†•Argeroplos•†• ™ May 17, 2022

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