portuguese lighter

A lighter you need another lighter to light.

Can you give me a spark, i only get one portuguese lighter?

by Oofalot February 15, 2024

YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.

I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!

by dearthyvader April 13, 2010

Swallow a lighter

The singing version of "break a leg" or "merde". Based on the imagery of breathing fire.

You have a recital tonight? Good luck! Swallow a lighter!

by livierose February 27, 2019

Mar-a-Lagate

The scandal about stolen top secret documents hidden at Mar-a-Lago.

"In the latest chapter of Mar-a-Lagate, President Trump is now claiming that the pictures taken of the recovered secret documents are fake".

by CAescapee October 28, 2022

hisoka’s lighter

the lighter hisoka offered to a stranger before smirking sexily and watching him die

hisoka’s lighter: *flicks*
man: thx
hisoka: 😏

by leelaaaa August 8, 2023

Cut the Ligament

when you want a longer shlong

Cut the Ligament bitsctshchtsch

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 30, 2024

A throw of the lighter

Something that disrupts a conversation and changes the topic for a time, often leaving people confused as to what they were talking about before.

Comes from the situation when a lighter is randomly thrown at someone's head while sitting in a circle smoking weed.

"What the fuck were we talking about before you got here? Bruv your arrival was a throw of the lighter"

by reallystoneyboi November 4, 2023