The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
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Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar
by Chuck86 July 27, 2023
Get the bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar mug.A phrase which encapsulates the idea that it is rational for every participant in an interaction to always endeavor to get the most by giving the least.
The fact that every participant in an interaction always endeavors to get the most by giving the least reveals that every human interaction is a negotiation. That reality of life is called "getting the most for the least."
by but for April 19, 2018
Get the getting the most for the least mug."Leva" is a name parents give to special and beautiful girls. It has several origins, one is "Lev" (Hebrew) which means "Heart".
An other is "levare" (Latin) which means "to lift up". In Roman mythology, Levana ("lifter") was the goddess of newborn babies. Her name comes from the practice of the father lifting the child off the ground where it was placed by the child's mother to show that he officially accepts the child as his own.
In modern times only very special girls carry the name "Leva" and if you ever find a Leva you maybe don't have to worship her but should definitly cherish this rare treasure.
An other is "levare" (Latin) which means "to lift up". In Roman mythology, Levana ("lifter") was the goddess of newborn babies. Her name comes from the practice of the father lifting the child off the ground where it was placed by the child's mother to show that he officially accepts the child as his own.
In modern times only very special girls carry the name "Leva" and if you ever find a Leva you maybe don't have to worship her but should definitly cherish this rare treasure.
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Get the At least I'm honest mug.A member of a latino gang that originated in Lynwood, Ca in around 2003, and they try to call themselves South Side Lynwood X3. But to everyone they are South Side Levas 'cause they are a fake ass wannabe gang that tries to claim 13 without ever having ties with the Mexican Mafia. Nothing but a bunch of fuckin' Levas. They hit up SSL, so all we do is add a "evas" and that's how you diss those pussies.
1. I got in a shootout with the Levas last night.
2. Someone shot at me but they were shooting fast and blindly. I think they were Levas.
3. That prettyboy banged on me and threw up an L, I think he was a Leva.
2. Someone shot at me but they were shooting fast and blindly. I think they were Levas.
3. That prettyboy banged on me and threw up an L, I think he was a Leva.
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