Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.

I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging

by Professerdump March 22, 2025

Logging

The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always

I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious

by Nicozia April 10, 2025

Logging

When you at a party but not at the party. You off to the side, posted up alone like a log, on your phone or fake busy so nobody talks to you. Zero motion. Just planted. Usually happens when you not feeling the vibe, don’t know nobody, or your social battery dead

Example 1:
“Why you over there by yourself?”
“I’m logging, bro. I ain’t in the mood.”

Example 2:
“Man stop logging like a loser and come talk to people”

by Thebigyahu February 17, 2026

Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025

LOGGING

making your presence known. In the way that when you log in to a website it tells you that you´ve logged in. Make it known!!

"Lucy is really logging with her look tonight"

by D1V4L1C10US67 January 23, 2026

LOGGING

to make your presence known
for example when you log in to a website and it states that you are in

"lucy is really logging with her new haircut"

by D1V4L1C10US67 January 23, 2026

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 14, 2010