Dwarf Labor

Kidnapping midgets and forcing them to remove your dingleberrys daily, and making them throw water baloons filled with poop at old people in a retirement home

midget: i hate dwarf labor

Dave: shut up chuck and remove these dingleberrys from my ass!

by autistic golf ball December 17, 2010

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Bureau of Labor Statistics

(US GOVERNMENT) bureau within the federal government of the United States; part of the Department of Labor. Measures unemployment, hours worked, hourly wages, inflation, productivity, and so on.

The Department of Labor was created as a result of the NLRA (1935), which gave workers the right to organize.

Yesterday the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) published its monthly report of hours worked. This revealed that, while employees are working more hours, unemployment has not declined and wages continue to decline.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

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laporsha

a sad, sad troubled little girl just trying to make her way through life with a hood name. Secretly, Laporsha just wants to open up her weed cupcake shop in a little town in Tennessee. But no, Laporsha is being forced through her hooka gang to spend all her money on crack.

dang, there goes laporsha with all that crack money. she fine tho.

by human b ea n August 23, 2016

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Ora Et Labora

Alr so this phrase is spanish for ‘Go get ur ass off ur cheap ass gaming seat and why don’t u go find some bitches?’
In other languages, (for example this phrase is also arabic) it means ‘suck a poop out of ur grandma’ sheesh

(my sources inform me that this phrase is actually german, and means lick a spatula.)

person 1: Oh shit! u gon get raped by my grandma, u better go finish that geography shit!
person 2: Ora Et Labora toaster nugget!

by elon (gated) March 13, 2022

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