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Rage lasers

The event when a person/thing rages so much that they fire lasers to vent the rage extremly awesomely.
"AAAAHHHGGGGG!!!!!!
-rage lasers fire-
-"woah! did steve just fire his rage lasers?"
by Lolazaurus April 9, 2010
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Lasered

Purposely third-wheeling on a date so that your friend can't get laid that night
-Dude you totally ruined my date
-Get Lasered Homie!
by Bigdiccmarty March 22, 2023
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Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011
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Laser cutter

It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.
Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.
by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023
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LASER

/ˈleɪzər/

noun.
(plural = lasers)

1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.

verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)

1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo

adjective.

1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures
"Max had his cat run around the house to chase a laser pointer."
by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022
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wang laser

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.
by SossBoss March 14, 2016
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Laser

A light used for, murder and playing. its an acronym: Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation LASER!
bill nye: hey what you up to?
me: oh just making a laser
bill nye:oh you mean Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation?
me: ... hey bill do you ever take a break?
by Mr.CleanGuy April 17, 2021
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