Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

LASER

/ˈleɪzər/

noun.
(plural = lasers)

1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.

verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)

1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo

adjective.

1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures

"Max had his cat run around the house to chase a laser pointer."

by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

Arkansas laser pointer

The man is laying down, one leg up, pelvis thrusted, and the woman is just going crazy

Hubert, come over here and give me an arkansas laser pointer!

by Emohelelwhy March 29, 2022

Laser

A light used for, murder and playing. its an acronym: Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation LASER!

bill nye: hey what you up to?
me: oh just making a laser
bill nye:oh you mean Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation?
me: ... hey bill do you ever take a break?

by Mr.CleanGuy April 17, 2021

laser minigun

sci-fi weapon of mass destruction. cannot be countered. your only chance of surviving an encounter with someone that wields a laser minigun is to run and hide in the hopes that they wont notice you.

guy 1: bro ur so trash

guy 2: *pulls out laser minigun*

guy 1: BRO ITS JUST A JOKE ITS ONLY A JO- *Gets fried*

by Hehe I cheated April 27, 2021

laser idiot

A person who shines a laser at a vehicle like a car or plane.

Bro, that guy is such a laser idiot, he’s shining that laser at that plane.

by THISHANDLEISALREADYINUSE? December 21, 2024