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Logger

When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.
Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!
by TheRealBetsy September 17, 2020
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lick lager

the act of performing cunnilingus
"dude i got soooo drunk with these bitches last night"
"well did ya lick lager?"
"of course!!!!!!!"
by pork tender-loin May 24, 2010
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pint o' lager

v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.
I'll be in the bog ... it's Friday night and Tanya's always ready for a pint o' lager
by guiltyascharged October 25, 2007
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leggers

Where did you buy those leggers?
by PriscillaArt April 6, 2017
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Logger

The unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.
Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.

Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!
by DonnyD 5689 August 14, 2009
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Legger

When your erect penis is shown through the leg of your pants instead of where the zipper is placed. Usually a nigger would have this happen to him all the time because of its largeness. It's supposedly too big to poke straight forward
Person 1: What the fuck is the dick doing there? Is it growing out of his fucking leg!?
Person 2: Nah, he just has a legger.
by Spearchuckin Tarbaby November 12, 2009
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Logger

A guy with a freakishly large penis.
I'm a logger.
by Judge dredd7 October 30, 2011
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