Kristin

medium length, dark brown kinky hair, 5'4, brown eyes, can be white as a bitch, can be dark as a bitch, loves the color red, favorite food is burgers, favorite drink is coffee, favorite animal is owls, in love with music but doesn't express feelings for it often, can be quiet one second and loud the next, very friendly, can be as sweet as candy or as mean as the devil, don't get on her bad side, talks super quick.

Girl: "Kristin is very friendly, we don't deserve her sis."
Girl #2: "Yeah! She talks super quick man, i understand all of it."

by namingkidsfromschool May 31, 2019

Kristin

Some people are just amazing, like Kristin. She is the most wonderful and perfectful person in the whole wide world. She often has dark hair and grey/greenish eyes. Everyone wants to be like Kristin. Kristin is amazing at dancing and she is often born on the later half of the year. She is a cute short girl with a funny kind of humor. Kristin hates drama. She is just so amazing, seriously who do not want to be like her?

Friend: wow, is that Kristin who is dancing?
Friend 2: yes, isn’t she magical?

by Heretowritedefinations October 26, 2019

krishiv

Krishiv is a master of everything , if you meet one you are blessed , Krishiv is iconic

Met “ krishiv “ today he was legendary

by Alfred Wayne August 13, 2019

Lene Kristin

This is a girl who's cool and funny, doesn't take shit from anybody and has alot of really good and special friends. She might be addicted to candy. Lene Kristin will always try to be healthy and loves to go out and have a good time. A Lene Kristin is smart and thougthful

"did you see that ass?"
"she must be a Lene Kristin"

by hickupsss February 5, 2010

Krishna

Krishna? Rare name..huh? Only if u knew. Krishna is GORGEOUS! SHE IS THE BEAUTY QUEEN! Many boys falls in love with her because of that. Also, because OF HER AWESOME PERSONALITY! SHE IS SOOOO FUNNY! WHEN U HANG AROUND WITH HER UR GONNA DIE LAUGHING! ESPECIALLY WHEN U HEAR HER LAUGH! The LAUGH THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ENGINE! Thats y some people get jealous of her and gossip about her, but either way..she wont listen to those negativities. She'll stay strong no matter what! Now, now. I only said 2 astonishing thingS ab her...but there are more! She is not only gorgeous, but a..SMARTYPRETTYPANTS! She does well in her grades. Although most of the times she's sick..she will still have a high score! She's also good at Soccer! HEHEHE! AMAZING HUH? She can also be dependable and trustworthy. You'll be SOOOOOOO LUCKY IF U HAVE HER!

Krishna: GUYS HAVE U SEEN THIS MEME!?!?! *starts laughing hard*
Friends: *Already went to the nurse's office because all their stomaches hurt because of laughing*

by Swizzle_Stixz July 25, 2018

hare krishna

religious cult that serve good free lunches to people at UF.

dude, free lunch from the hare krishna.

by yar August 20, 2003

Krishan

Krishan is the Indian term for a ginormous penis. A Krishan is normally about 17 inches long and has the girth of a small fire extinguisher. Most Krishans have the thrusting power similar to the might of the Soviet Union. It’s to be believed that in ancient days many of the tribal leaders had large Krishans so that they could punish the weak and nimble slaves.

I am now legally blind because my father hath punished me with his Krishan

I would be a straight man if I hadn’t sucked off so many Krishans when I went to banjo camp

I have sucked upon so many Krishans that I can now hear the thoughts of any large black male with in my vicinity

by Mega-dong December 2, 2019