Used as a sydo name by fools who are often deluded, not to be confused with the real Mr Kirk Stevens who is an innocent victim of these impersonaters & an amazing, talented, all round great guy.
These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances
These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances
Be careful he's a kirk stevens
by Hank Johnson October 18, 2017
Damn Zak that gal over there she’s definitely an Ash Kirk
That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk
That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk
by TheTeflonDon April 24, 2020
THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)
Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)
Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.
2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!
2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!
by Anon♡♡ February 03, 2023
Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".
by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021
When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
by mjkoolj1828 March 08, 2011
When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.
by AL Zeus May 09, 2023
this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap
by unknown SIC December 04, 2023