Kirk

A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.

God that guy is such a Kirk.

Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.

Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.

God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.

by Trollface123 March 4, 2017

Charlie Kirked

The money shot at the end of a porno, when liquid suddenly gushes forth.

Oh man I just Charlie Kirked all over that chick's face

by The bootynator September 11, 2025

Kirk

Slang for neck, comes from that bum Charlie Kirk getting neck tapped

Bro it’s been a minute, need some Kirk fr

by Best Based Lord October 10, 2025

Kirking

Kirking is a when an online troll attacks members of the emergency services on social media such as Facebook and Twitter. It came about in the 2020 Covid19 Pandemic where doctors and nurses were abused online for simply working.

That guy Tim is a total Kirker. It’s shameful some of the things he posted last night and the language he used was shocking. Kirking

by Tattoo11 March 30, 2020

Kirk Hammett

THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).

1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!

by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023

Kirk

1. Used to describe the neck

2. Used sexually to describe getting head

1. My kirk hurts

2. Yo someone give me some Kirk, i'm lonely

by Mackientosh September 29, 2025

Kirking

having a debate

I'm Kirking you and you can't win

by irv1042 September 18, 2025