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Kobe

The act of crashing into the side of a mountain
P1: How did Jonathon die
P2: He Kobe

P1: F
by Ismokeonthedevilslettixe January 31, 2020
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kobe bryant

the blackest and roundest headed basketball man and failed pilot of our lifetime
basketball man1: did you hear kobe died?

basketball man2: no way lmao so sad. f

basketball man1: yeah haha Kobe Bryant more like Kobe Flyn't

basketball man2: lmao he went kobe right into the ground
by BruhMan1 February 4, 2020
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kobe weed

Better than USDA grade a weed

I just got some kobe weed, and it tastes great
by nanc ybryce September 14, 2007
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Kobe Hater

Kobe Hater is a term used by fanatic Kobe Bryant fans who can't accept that he isn't the greatest NBA player of all time. No matter what statistics or facts you bring up to them, it doesn't matter.

They are likely to point to the amount of championship rings or his 81 points in one game as proof to why he is the greatest thing since slice bread.

Statistics such as Shaq winning the first three finals MVP's during Kobe's first three titles, the fact that Kobe has shot under 40.5% in 5 out of his seven NBA finals, or the fact that when Kobe was injured during their first three-peat, the Lakers' regular season record was 25-7 (78 percent) which is a better record than when Kobe was playing don't matter to these fanatic fans.

Most recently people will call you a Kobe hater if you dare to bring up Kobe shooting under 30% in the 4th quarter of the 2010 NBA finals, Kobe shooting went 6-24 (25%) from the field in game seven of the 2010 finals, or that in the Lakers 4 wins in the 2010 finals Kobe shot 25/94 (under 27%).

Kobe-Bryant-Michael-Jordan.com is notorious for being run by so called Kobe Haters, even though their articles are full of very detailed statistical analysis.
Kobe Fan: Kobe Bryant is the best player in the NBA

Kobe Hater: I think LeBron James is better

Kobe Fan: You're crazy! LeBron has no rings, your a Kobe hater!
by #1KobeHater July 26, 2010
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Kobe

1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.
by fucklakers July 14, 2006
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Kobe

Kobe is goin to jail
by Rulaan July 14, 2006
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kobe bryant

A Fag. Has a butterfly tattoo on his right arm, signifying his ultimate gayness. Changed my jersey number from 8 to 24. Why? because I am now 3 times as gay!
I am kobe bryant. I cheated on my wife, and I got caught. Now i have a fuckin gay ass butterfly tattoo to prove it.
by Vanessa Bryant May 11, 2007
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