Helmet Jockey

One who works on a pornographic movie set "fluffing" the penis of actors to keep them hard.

Hey, where is RTG the Helmet Jockey? Ron has a windsock effect going on!

by MotherFnFBM October 24, 2010

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jock ride

A slow ass econobox such as a Civic DX that has tons of gaudy shit such as "sik" body kits, "tyt" spoiler that is three feet high, and a bright-as-fuck powder blue paint job. Or a slow, small SUV such as a RAV4 that has 24's, fog lights, and a fancy looking grille. A rice burner.

jock: YO NIGGAS LOOK AT MAH PHAT WHIP

Me: You're not a "nigga".

by DJ-BILLZ May 17, 2005

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jockease

Jockease is an easy to wear ¾” wide ultra plush cotton band that acts as a sling that wraps comfortably around the total package (penis & scrotum) which lifts and stabilizes the boy’s and eliminates painful inner thigh squeezing, especially when sitting. Jockease provides better support, fuller size, shape and confidence!

Jockease also dampens kinetic energy, swaying and up & down oscillation. The cotton band allows the boy’s to breathe especially if you shave keeping you cool & dry with unrestricted comfort and freedom. Jockease can be worn under your favorite boxers, briefs and swimsuits or free ballin in only jeans.

Once you wear’em you’ll never stop!

Wearing Jockease really is comfortable and eliminates painful inner thigh squeezing; plus they make me look huge!

by Mister. Big December 26, 2008

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Donkey Jockey

Nigger is to a black man
Donkey Jockey is to an iranian

basically its the only 'politically correct' iranian insult

Bob: Hey man, do you know Arya?

Joe: Eww, that Donkey Jockey?

Bob: yea? Whats wrong with him?

Joe: Nothing, I just hate Iranians. All persians are just Donkey Jockeys

by damastah April 29, 2009

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jock

One that can do well, or not in sports. They tend to be around other jocks, and take showers together aswell. They think they are better than everyone around them, they get the sluts, they go to the parties. After high school, they tend to go nowhere. Now, there are good Athletes, they respect other's standards, nor do they look down upon others, smaller, or weirder.

Example: I'm emo. My cousin plays sports and hangs out with the athletes. We are completely differen't. He doesn't care how I look, he thinks it's kinda cool, but he would never do it, And 'most' of his friends don't care either, they like me for who I am, not what I look like.

Me: Hey, whats up?

Jock: Haha, fag. Go cut yourself.
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Me: Hey, whats up?

True athlete: Nothing really, how are you?

by TheEmoKid June 30, 2006

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