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A Jonas Brother Wannabe

Have you ever seen a random little kid wearing skinny jeans and trying to grow out his 'side-burns'? (which are totally not there!)

That tries so hard to get that 'Look'?

That says "Oh those Jonas kids are like so gay man, why would you love them?"?

That my friend, is what we call, A JONAS BROTHER WANNABE! This means that a male wants to be just like The Jonas Brothers, A hot, 'In' group that gets all the girls.
Guy: *Wearing skinnies, and has purposely curled hair*

Girl: *Walks past guy laughing hysterically and whispers to friend* He wishes he was a Jonas Brother...

Guy: *Stops Girl* No way man, those guys are like so gay.

Girl: You're a JONAS BROTHER WANNABE!
by Jonas_Anonymous August 12, 2009
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J. Jonah Jameson

Peter Parker (aka Spiderman)'s angry boss.
Editor of the Daily Bugle, and hates Spiderman.
J. Jonah Jameson: HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
...You serious?
by TheDreadPirateWestley January 1, 2012
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Jonas Brothers

The second-worst band in the world, for a reason that Naked Brothers Band already has that place.

I mean, seriously. They moan at every word on some songs*, some of their songs are offbeat", and they just plain plagiarize the good songs of yesterday^.

With a fan base of 7-16 year old females (averaging 15) they have a shitty fan base made up of screams of terror like the JBs are molesting them.
*Hold On
"Play My Music (It starts changing melody in the chorus)
^Kids of the Future (I mean, c'mon.) and their newest hit, Take on me (Dare to sing low when you haven't broken your voices yet?)

eugh..... Jonas Brothers
by Eugh..... March 13, 2009
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Jonas Haters

1.People who have good taste in music.
2.People who arnt 11.
3.People who just really dont give a shit.
Dude do you listen to the jonas brothers?

Nah. I have good taste in music.

Jonas haters.
by suckitdonny May 3, 2009
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Jonas Brother

The act of adding Jonas Brother songs to another person's electronic devices (computer, ipod, phone etc.)
Kelly Jonas Brothered my ipod!
I've been Jonas Brothered!
by wdwerwfdsf November 8, 2009
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Jonah and the Whale

Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.
The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.
by Harry Setatestes September 26, 2006
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Jonathan

A young king that gets all the ladies. All them fine girls wanna get with him and claim to be his baby momma. But the kid is not his son , he too busy ballin and kingin
Jonathan is the flyest in the city ima have his kids.
by Perro perrix August 23, 2016
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