johnathan le

The 5 year old famous brother of Micheal Le.

Yo who is Micheal Le’s brother? Oh yeah bro it’s Johnathan Le.

by Lilcoffeebean September 9, 2020

Johnpaulgaines

A stinky ham house who likes eggs and sucks egg plants.

Ryan: Fortnite?
John Paul: Nah fam, I’m eating ma eggs and egg plants.

Johnpaulgaines = Name of poopy friend

Eggs = Food

by Johnpaulgaines November 8, 2020

johnatan

a bad way to spell Johnathan

Dave: *writes johnatan*
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"

by dovethebird December 2, 2020

JohnCap16

G.O.A.T

yo ur a johncap16

thanks

by JohnCap16 February 23, 2021

Johnathan

Johnathan is the best boy ever he sweet, funny,cute,hot, the best boyfriend ive ever had. hes super kind he nice sweet

Johnathan is the best ever

i know right

by Anonomiss123456789 January 22, 2021

Johnansen

When a competition is so lopsided the there is no competition. Derives from Japanese terminology "Joh" (up), "Nan" (south), and "Sen" (battle)

Person A: "The Rangers are up 9-0 before the second period is done"

Person B: "Man, it's Johnansen"

by Iamkentaro March 18, 2021

johnason

A name that when your parents do not know how to spell "Johnathan".

Johnason is the most attractive guy in the world.

by ganwapisu April 25, 2021