Jewish Lovehandles 

Moneybags hanging from the hips in the shape of lovehandles.

Man, did you see Meyer Wolfshiem's Jewish lovehandles?

Jewish Lovehandles by Bob Condor October 17, 2006

Jewish Mexican 

A Mexican with a coupon.

That Jewish Mexicans faster than a bullet because he has a coupon!!!

Jewish Mexican by DADAD March 15, 2008

Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

Jewish Mechanic by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016

Jewish Milk 

The first and last drink of the Milk. either in a gallon or carton.

Will you finish the milk off? I don't drink Jewish Milk

Jewish Milk by Cuntnee November 11, 2010

Jewish Carwash 

When one receives a "free carwash" from the rain.

Person 1- Hey look it's raining!
Person 2- Yep, its a Jewish Carwash, better get the car out there.

Jewish Carwash by pillsn June 29, 2013

Jewish Pizza 

A shit that you find in your bathroom sink that was left there by your crazy uncle visiting for the holidays after a 4 day heroin binge where he survived off heroin yoohoo pickled sausage and string cheese the whole time

I don't eat jewish pizza first thing in the morning...

Jewish Pizza by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015

Jewish Pocket

a pocket full of change

Guy 1: Herro, How about that carnival?
Guy 2: Yea how did that go?
Guy 3: It was fine. Only bad thing was I only had a ten dollar bill to change for quarters so I was walking around with a Jewish pocket the whole evening.
Guy 2: Don't worry about that.

Jewish Pocket by ianself March 20, 2009