Jesus H. Christ

1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.

The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.

"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."

by Prancingwolf January 12, 2005

Jesus H. Christ

Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...

In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".

The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.

Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!

by FriendlyFireIsOn October 16, 2005

Jesus H. Christ

A phrase used sometimes in a state of suprise.

Jesus H. Christ you scared the fucking shit out of my asshole.

by guy January 12, 2004

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020

Jesus H. Christ

An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.

"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.

by HAMonWRY June 15, 2019

Jesus H. Christ

The name of our lord and savior, Jesus Henry Christ.

Jesus H. Christ! my balls itch like the Dickens.

by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019

Jesus H. Christ

the name of te guy who made me emo and gave me the gay.

A: Do you know what the 'H.' is Jesus H. Christ means?

A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ

The following evening, A was beaten up

by urdad.com December 5, 2021