The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.
I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.
by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011
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Example 1) "See that guy over there? He's Jeremy! Isn't he so perfect?"
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Example two) "Jeremy, I love you more than words can describe. I'm so lucky to call you mine."
by Jeremy'sHollDoll December 27, 2015
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by malibu2007 August 30, 2010
Get the Jeremy mug.when a girls pussy is so dry it feels like her lips are hard and chewy just like a slab of stale beef jerky.
by D sanchez May 18, 2004
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by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009
Get the Beef Jerky mug.A guy who is kind of smart.
He uses big words to make himself sound smart when sometimes doesn’t even know what they mean.
A true sesquepedelian
Race: Most likely Chinese
Bad at math
He uses big words to make himself sound smart when sometimes doesn’t even know what they mean.
A true sesquepedelian
Race: Most likely Chinese
Bad at math
Jeremy: “I hope you are not ambivalent to your precarious situation. I am a precocious young male so it would be in your best interest to debate from me. Unless you want to be a bigot.”
by Anon onus dad March 2, 2019
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3. compassionate
4. lovable
5. talented in music and arts
2. softhearted
3. compassionate
4. lovable
5. talented in music and arts
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