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red-eye-jedi

percy 5 weedy joints and experience the phenomenon for yourself....
tee hee hee, that is some phat bud
by fred December 3, 2003
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Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.
Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.
by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017
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jedi master qui gon jinn

A cunning jedi master from the late years of the jedi republic, taught the legendary obi wan kenobi into knighthood and was one of the first to become a force ghost. he was known for his abilities in the force rather than his lightsaber combat, he was wise and knowledgable and is the greatest fucking thing to exist, wise as fuck, he talks smack and he's played by liam neeson so what the fuck, he's the greatest jedi in the franchise and is fucking amazing
idiot: "wow jedi master qui gon jinn is ass, he sucks."
anyone with an IQ over 2: "no he isn't idiot boomer."
by deangelo_mcbooty August 10, 2019
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meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
by angryboy July 24, 2006
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super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom

The most awesome title in the world.....there can only be one and until he resigns and passes the title on no one else can claim it....currently held by a one Mr. Andy Schmitt
yarrr I'm the best cuz im the super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom!!!!
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Crazy Jedi

Where a man gets a toy lightsabre and tries to stab your ballsack while yelling "I HAVE THE FORCE!!!!!"
Stop giving me Crazy Jedis
by Poopslinger19998 October 4, 2011
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Chris Jedi

Chris Jedi is the same Inna d’ La ghetto Daddy Yankee/ cartel Récords top chief promotor
Chris Jedi is the Ingrid d’ la ghetto
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
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