jacko cannell

Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.

"what's that smell?"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"

by ella nilssssss April 13, 2020

Jackalope

An endearing name for outdoor enthusiasts from the eastern sagelands of the Cascadian Bioregion, Great Basin, and greater American Sagelands. Fiercely independant and largely self reliant, the amiable Jackalopes happily fufill the roles of steward and protector of Cascadia's vast eastern frontier.

Today some outstanding Jackalopes organized a trash party at Owyhee State Park to enrich our community and keep our precious Sagelands clean of litter.

by Jackalope Reserves January 9, 2021

blind jackal

1)Another name for alcohol, or an alcoholic drink.

2) Jackal with his eyes looking a tad unfocoused.

1) Too much blind jackal for you!

2) Peeves, why is Jackal looking a little blind?

by Peeves May 25, 2004

A Jacko

Doing a Jacko is that one friend who is always the last in a group at a bar/club in a round but has to leave before buying a round of drinks in return. He could be with a group of 4 to 5 people and everyone has bought a drink, but when it's his/her turn they either sneak out or make up some excuse for having to leave.

"Whose round is it lads"

"It's Dave's round, he said he was going to the toilet but I think he's pulled a jacko"

by Judgemental Prick June 1, 2015

gaz jacko

A KIDS FOOTBALL MANAGER WHO STILL USES SHIT WHITEBOARDS AND MAGNETS TO SHOW THE FORMATION. ALSO DROWNS SOME OF HIS INJURED KIDS. WJL 4EVA

THAT GAZ JACKO IS A MANIAC

by PUBEZZZZZZ August 15, 2017

Flap Jackle

Gay Retard or You Have No life

Dang Timmy, you are such a flap jackle

by Spiderpig142007 August 19, 2018

Wacko Jacko

A nickname for Michael Jackson in reference to his bizarre, creepy and eccentric behavior.

"Wacko Jacko dangles baby over balcony"

by HA77 August 27, 2023