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Jack is the conductor of a train that sells you a one way ticket to pound town. As the old saying goes, "be a Jack today, be a horny military sergeant tomorrow". He surfaced from his mother's womb at the ripe age of 0 and has ever since featured in PornHubs' monthly top rated verified amateur section.

His quads are closely identical to those of the late Greek God Zeus. In 2014, his cum made its big break as it featured on multiple Cinnabon rest stop billboards in the tri-state area. His blonde curls glisten in the sun which has also been the leading cause of blindness in the United States. His hot Australian accent makes you question your worthiness and his deep laugh has been used as Pendulum's bass line.
Girl 1: omg I saw Jack last night
Girl 2: no way! how was it?
Girl 1: amazing! He just rocked out with his cock out the entire time
Jack by JacksFanClub April 9, 2019
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Very bad at Among Us. Think's he can make a definition for Eli without consequence. Take this, loser. I honestly hate you and want you to die.
Jack is gay

Jack got hit by a train and fucking died
Jack by Cock Smacker69420 November 4, 2020
Me: I love you Jack
Jack by spectrral January 14, 2022
Tall, friendly and extremely calm. Fun to hang out with and talk to. Calms you down and can brighten even the worst of days. Very good listener. Can be a bit shallow. He is a great friend to have
Jack by awesomesauce155 May 21, 2013
A lad who wishes he could have all the babes but really just likes getting off to Flash-porn
Hey did you see the new episode of the Flash?

Nah I was too busy being a Jack and jacking it
Jack by LurlyBants October 1, 2016
Jack's are beautiful guys, inside and out! Usually tall with blonde hair that you want to run your fingers through, and their eyes, don't even get me started! The most beautiful blue eyes that sparkle when they laugh. If you happen to be friends with a Jack, I'm so sorry, cause chances are you have a MASSIVE crush on him. He is the full package and he doesn't even know it, and if you somehow manage to get into a relationship with a Jack then you better thank the heavens and keep a tight hold on him.
Girl 1: "Omg I spoke to Jack today and I couldn't stop staring into his eyes!"

Girl 2: "Wait don't you have a boyfriend?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I do, but this is JACK!!!"

Girl 2: "True, you go girl!"
Jack by Anongirl27 July 6, 2016