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Pitch poled

Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning
Bro you should of scene Kaitlin's face when I pitch poled her lastnight
by Groundhogg May 24, 2017
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Swinging at every pitch

When you negatively and angrily react every time you're angered by someone or something else
Please make your life more pleasant. Don't go swinging at every pitch. Ignore at least some of the small potatoes angering you.
by Sexydimma November 21, 2024
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pitch pipe

I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.
by Loverlane September 27, 2023
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Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.
He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!
by Motomusic May 31, 2019
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The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision

Any a cappella ensemble that prioritizes its principal cantor's true range over those silly flats and sharps on the arrangement staves. ("Angie Quinn" was the love interest in Paul Petersen's 1962 hit record "She Can't Find Her Keys")
Here we go again, no accompanist and a cantor-or-else who doesn't sight-read: Make way for The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision!
by anonymous April 29, 2025
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Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
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