Luh Calm Fit

Calm Luh Fit is a outfit that is not to crazy nd shit. If u dnt got a Luh Calm Fit o bitch ass aint standin on bidness, im not gone lie this shit is starting to get more corny as we use it. But it is wht it is.

"Hello mother, do u like my outfit?"

"Woowzers son, u have a Luh Calm Fit. nothing crazy.

I guarantee your standing on bidness"

by Itztwxzzy November 24, 2023

Calm

The way a mentally challenged person says cool.

"Hey, I got us tickets for the concert next week."
"Calm!"
"Oh, you're retarded. Never mind."

by CharlieRashi December 14, 2021

calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017

better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.

Tex: Better calm down Lad!

by kdv July 8, 2005

I’m not calmed up

People are always telling you to calm down and you get sick and tired of them saying that so you

“say you’re not calmed up”

Oh Suzanne would you just calm down
No I’m not calmed up

by SHAPIRO-T May 24, 2021

Calm

A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.

Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?

Person B: yep I'll be there

Person C: calm

Person A: Person C your uninvited

by daddypaddy October 20, 2021

Calm Treatment

When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.

"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."

by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016