Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

your mother

something i banged

Jake:I banged your mother yesterday
Brian:But my mother is dead

by I wanna commit die January 11, 2022

Your brother a mother

Its the newest and most destructive of all the family members. Even if they don't got a brother they will be destroyed.

Frank: John, ur mom gay
John:I'll do it to ya
Frank:No balls you won't
John: Your brother a mother
Frank:*Turns into ash*

by Puss slayer 889 May 11, 2018

Finger your mothers vagina

Lick it out like a nintendo cartridge and maybe u become quagmire from family

I licked nickocado avocados asscheeks with mcdonalds icecream on top and it looked like he finger your mothers vagina

by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021

I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 9, 2021

Your Mother

Fat; black; Tyler Perry; Whoopi Goldberg.

Your Mother was nice last night.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Your Mother

A Woman who has a child, most likely the person that the statement is directed at, and is having sexual intercourse with the person using the term on a regular basis.

I'm banging Your Mother

by Your New Father September 20, 2021