Collapsing Closet

When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life

His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly

by denab818 June 8, 2016

exploring the closet

Exploring the closet. It means that you have not came out of the closet, meaning that you have not come out yet. It means that you’re not quite on the closet, nor out of it. You’re lookig for the door that may just be behind you. In short, it means that you think you’re straight but you may just be gay without knowing so.

Dude, is he in or out of the closet?
I don’t know, HEY ARR YOU GAY?

NO
He gives off that vibe that he’s in the closet...
He’s probably just exploring the closet.

by Imma fail May 5, 2018

Closeted Whore

A girl that you wouldn't expect to be a whore but she is in fact, one of the biggest whores in town. An undercover slut if you will.

Robert: Yo, this girl is a keeper man, she's literally so sweet.
Bob: Don't go for it bro, she's a closeted whore. Half the boys in town have ran through that.
Robert: Huh, I never would've guessed.

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat February 6, 2020

Floor Closet

Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.

"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."

"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"

by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012

closet jenga

(n.)

The result of placing or removing an object in a closet packed full of crap and having everything fall or cave in on you.

"John was looking for his box of porn when closet jenga occurred."

by hollywoodundead!!!!!!!!!!!!<3 June 20, 2011

closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

space closet

An illogical small room connected to a larger room seperated by a high-tech sliding door usually containing an object which is meant to surprise the person in proximity of the entrance to the smaller room. The high-tech door can also be activated by gaining ownership to objects that are beneficial to the person.

I went to go pick up that shotgun and a damn imp flew out of a space closet over there.

by Deadly Muffinz October 8, 2004