Smash Burger Denial

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.

My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.

by Clars800 September 12, 2020

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Covocaust Denial

The insistence, as the death-rate mounts, that the COVID-19 pandemic is a hoax.

The hysteria was ridiculous, as every right-thinking person knew. The so-called 'coronavirus' was just the ordinary flu, had so far killed a tiny handful of people and was exaggerated in a liberal attempt at impeachment part 2. Anyone who called his truth-telling Covocaust Denial was a sore loser. Ask Rush.

by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020

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Twink Denial

Someone who refuses Twink status despite meeting all the criteria to be considered a "Twink"

" You're 100 percent a twink, just accept t."

"I'm not a twink, I'm just an average skinny guy."

"You're just in Twink denial dude."

by CompressedKorri March 13, 2025

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denial crisis

The overwhelming discomfort felt when evidence supporting truths are negated by a complicit audience.

The U.S. is currently suffering from (denial crisis).

by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper December 11, 2017

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Frisk

You're in denial, you must be a Frisk

by 4676666 May 3, 2022

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STD denial

The denial of sexually transmitted diseases.

Chudowski: I get all the girls because I say STDs are a lie made by the government to neuter us.
Nerd: Shut the hell up, STD denial is stupid, because you’re risking your very life to have kids with women unprotected. You can get sick from it, you know?

by HKisNOTaCOUNTRY. April 27, 2025

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