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Artificially Intelligent

Someone who uses Chat GPT to produce all their work and think this makes them the smartest person in the building.
Steve is so artificially intelligent. This report he wrote is full of made up bullshit but he says it can't be wrong because Chat GPT wrote it.
by Sledgehammer147 December 2, 2025
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Intelligent People

"You see, intelligent people think that their intelligence matters but really all that matters is your ability to get people to lie for me and my religion to hide my shame" ~ Dr. JeepJorp
Iam "Wait. Was Dr. JeepJorp here earlier?"

Hym "Yeah, uh, he did the public service announcement. Explaining the anti-theft protocol."

Iam "What!? Where was I!?"

Hym 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. YOU KNOW I can't see while you're not doing the sonar, right? Like it's a problem for you to not be doing that actively right now."

Iam "Shoot. See, that's the problem with the sonar. I am missing all the good stuff while I'm doing that and, now look, I missed Dr. JeepJorp. This lame."

Hym "I'm fully aware of how 'lame'it is but I also need to see. Soooo....."

Iam 😑 "............ Boong.... Boong.... Boong..."

Hym "There it is. Sweet sweet vision... Kind of... *sigh* that's the good stuff. Alright. What were we talking about? Intelligent people?"
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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Clarkificial Intelligence

Whenever your knowledge of whatever topic your friend group is speaking of is so off it doesent sound AI but barely sounds real
Dude did you see Dylan use his clarkificial intelligence
by Leshaun Dinglenutt III January 9, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.
Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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Dauntatellious Intelligence

A unique cognitive and emotional processing style characterized by deep existential thinking, high emotional intelligence, pattern recognition, and a heightened awareness of human behavior, relationships, and abstract concepts. It involves both intellectual and emotional depth, often leading to a sense of detachment from those who do not process the world in the same way.
“People with Dauntatellious Intelligence tend to see connections that others miss, both intellectually and emotionally.”
by DonTheDealer513 February 6, 2025
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Analytic Intelligence Solutions

A technology company that develops AIS Engage, an enterprise-grade AI chatbot that replaces traditional customer service systems, help desks, and ticketing platforms with a single intelligent solution. AIS Engage directly connects to and operates all your existing business systems, enabling it to solve customer issues across any communication channel - website, mobile app, social media, email, or internal platforms.

Unlike basic chatbots that only answer simple questions, Analytic Intelligence Solutions has built AIS Engage to handle 100% of routine inquiries and 70% of complex customer interactions by actively working within your business systems to resolve issues. This means it can process refunds, update orders, schedule appointments, modify bookings, and complete tasks that typically require human intervention. The system maintains enterprise-grade security certifications and keeps your data private- it's never used to train other companies' AI systems. Full deployment takes just 4-6 weeks without disrupting existing operations. The system includes automatic updates with the latest AI advances at no extra cost, eliminating the need to hire AI experts or developers.
After implementing an AIS Engage chatbot made by Analytic Intelligence Solutions, my business achieved 24/7 customer support coverage and reduced our support staff requirements by 40%.
by Edan.AIS February 12, 2025
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