hyper

The word used by either my friend Sam or scientists when they want to add emphasis to something

"That's hyper awesome!"
"That's actually hyper weird"

"Hyperglycemia is a condition in which an excessive amount of glucose circulates in the blood plasma."

by iridescent hamburger March 22, 2021

Hyper piper

To pipe (viciously fuck) with hyperactive and supersonic speed, consensual but unexpected often surprising

I got hit with a hyper piper from Gerald last night shit was craaaazzy

by Stunky punk November 23, 2021

Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.

Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.

by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016

Lean Mass Hyper-Responder

The term "lean mass hyper-responder" was coined by software engineer David Feldman on July 3, 2017 while posting in his low-carb diet blog: "Cholesterol Code." The blog post called "Are you a Lean Mass Hyper-responder?" quickly circulated through the low-carb community.

As background, the original term "hyper-responder" was already used by dietary professionals for years prior to Feldman's blog post. And in dietary literature, a "hyper-responder" is someone who adopts a low-carb diet, then experiences dramatic cholesterol elevation. So when Feldman wrote his 2017 blog article, he co-opted "hyper-responder," and crafted his new term "lean mass hyper-responder" to describe what he believes is a metabolically unique sub-set of all hyper-responders. Specifically, some hyper-responders begin a low-carb diet while already in possession of a very lean body mass. And yet in spite of this, they still --quite counter-intuitively-- respond with extreme cholesterol elevation. Additionally, these subjects experience a marked decrease in triglycerides, while exhibiting excellent metabolic health. The entire phenomenon defied a long-standing metabolic theory called "The Lipid Energy Model," presenting a scientific conundrum for Feldman.

Feldman believed that all this was a significant observation worth exploring. And his efforts eventually led to a 2023 research project called "The Lean Mass Hyper-Responder Study" led by Dr. Matthew Budoff and Dr. Nicholas Norwitz at Lundquist, UCLA.

IN A SENTENCE: "Steve has always been a tall, skinny, beanpole of a guy. And then when he went on the carnivore diet, he was still skinny, but his cholesterol went through the roof. His doc said that overall he's pretty healthy, so he might just be a lean mass hyper-responder."

by Innocent Byproduct December 13, 2023

Hyper farming

Mass production of individual resources by group of individuals to benefit the whole of the group

I use hyper farming so I don't get tile hit

by GOB5855 June 15, 2016

Hyper-cocktrosys

When your truck mate has the urge to masterbate while looking you directly in the eye medically

I reported my coworker for directly looking me in the eye until he came but the HR he had a severe medical condition called Hyper-cocktrosys

by anonymous January 14, 2022

Hyper-minority

A group of people even smaller than a minority, not being recognized as part of LGBT, or ethnic groups. People like "trans racial", "MAP","dreamgender/dreamsexual"are all hyper-minorities. Unlike minorities, hyper-minorities are subject to being ridiculed because they are cringe and irritating to be around. So they are often made fun of online.

"Hey that guy across the street is in a hyper-minority, cringe.

by Combat shorts August 28, 2021