My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

A female who naturally draws the attention of homosexual men as a result of her flamboyance and stylish flair. She's basically queen of the gays.
faggot horn: the queens flock to see her look when she enters the club.
faggot horn: "More blood, less glitter. Are you really wearing those shoes again?"
faggot horn: "More blood, less glitter. Are you really wearing those shoes again?"
by Danielle Mnop August 20, 2013

A comedian and leader of a band. Also known as Little Alex Horne. Also, he wants a see-through toaster.
by harambe’s financial advisor June 25, 2020

by dilllllllon January 15, 2019

The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.
Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!
Person 2: Be right over!
Person 2: Be right over!
by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022

by Matt Dailey November 2, 2008

She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.
I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
