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Kenyan Honky 

An East African native, who attempts assimilate into white American culture while still maintaining his Kenyan identity. This normally results in the honky playing a the role of a token "East African" or "Kenyan" person in their sub-culture, and their subsequent friendships are based less on truth and more around their unique racial and cultural makeup.
That damn Kenyan Honky is playing that stupid Jambo Bwana song again. Doesn't he know anything that is not Kenyan?
Kenyan Honky by Brent Swanson December 17, 2004
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cracka ass honky 

the term generally used to describe white people. it embodies their two most notable characteristics:
a. their oppression (cracka being derived from the cracking of the whip)
b. their desperation and lack of game, with regards to female (honky, used to refer to the white people who would roll up in their cars and honk at black hoes)
the term cracka ass honky is acceptable in society, specifically because white people are too pussy to do anything about it.
Me: Fuck you, ya cracka ass honky. What? You wanna do something about it? Bring it, hoe. I'll kill you and your girl motha fucka.
White Person: Please, Mr. Brown man, let me suck your dick to make up for this. I'll do anything. I'll give you some juice.
Me: ....What the fuck is juice?
cracka ass honky by Kheir May 18, 2006

porch honky 

People who sit in the garage at zatch house and fire bottle rockets at the rap studio next door while drinking foties and box of win.
The porch honky should get off his ass and get a job.
porch honky by Mr. Cracka September 14, 2008

the honky tonk 

do girl from behind at top of stairs or balcony. Upon finishing your business have her turn her head to look at you. Pick up acoustic guitar and smack her in the head with it. (DUUUM) Watch her fall down stairs or off balcony.
the honky tonk by Jagger July 29, 2003

wild honky monkey love

A term describing the love making process between a person of african descent and a person of western european descent. This definition specifically describes an extremely wild love making session.
Wow, that white boy and black gal are making some wild honky monkey love!
wild honky monkey love by shanoboy September 25, 2006

White Honky Mofo 

A meaningless term used to add emphasis on a situation.
"It's raining like a white honky mofo out here"
"Damn, I'm hungry as a white honky mofo"
White Honky Mofo by Johnner D September 10, 2008

whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka 

Give me fellatio...you piece of fecal matter.
Whitey comon o here. Ya steeped in gayness. Whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka. Git outta ma pfuqin face.